September 2011
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“Why do people say ‘grow some balls’? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you really...”
– Betty White (via literallylaughoutloud)
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Really cute story
boy: hey
girl doesn’t say anything
boy: i really like u
girl doesn’t say anything
boy: ok, i love u
girl still isn’t sayin nothin!
boy: and i never wanna let u go
girl remains silence..
boy kisses girl
boy eats girl
girl was doritos the whole time
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“The campy-listening thing, I think, is false. I don’t think that there is any...”
– John Darnielle (via foreheadtittaes)
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smashleycrazy replied to your post: I have no idea how to reply to comments…
I think you can still download Missing e. Replying to replies is only one of its bajillion eggcellent features. My shift was 6-8 and I only had one appointment. He stayed for almost my entire shift.
Did it work?? I have no idea. I just clicked at random things.
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I'm affecting lives...
Today, I inadvertently exposed my fiction writing professor to the existence of the Fleshlight.
I referenced it in a writing exercise that I read aloud, and he stopped me immediately to ask what it was. I had some trouble explaining, so two other guys attempted to elucidate, but struggled to find the words as well. Finally one girl said something along the lines of “it’s a vagina you...
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