- Ken: I don’t get how Mass Effect will let you take out enemies, kill prisoners, and commit genocide, but it won’t let you be a two-timing bastard.
That wasn’t secret! You knew I was doing that!
…and while it could have gone much better, here are some pictures to remember the night.
Ken and I eating at Spike’s because we were hungry and had to wait for other people to finish their bowling game.
Hanging out under creepy bridges.
And finally, when the birthday girl showed up at midnight, we made weird faces while playing pool.